Now Accepting New Clients

From May 28th-July 4th I am once again accepting applications for new clients. Book your introductory session now so that—if I like you and you are a good boy—you can hope to session with me throughout the year.

Back in 2 weeks

I’m taking the next few weeks to wrap some things up. I’ll get back to answering emails and booking sessions again starting May 22nd. Maybe a touch before that if all goes smoothly. Be good little boys in the meantime.

New Schedule of Availibility

Now entering…the grad school years!

Starting Aug 23rd I will be forced to cut back my evening availability dramatically. Beginning Sept 10th I will no longer be available weekday afternoons. I’ll try to always keep my FAQ answer on availability up to date in case I become entirely unavailable for more than a week, but this tight schedule will see a brief boost in availability from mid December to late January, and then again from late May to late August.

All efforts to be a dear and make my day to day life easier during  this academically focused time will be noted and rewarded accordingly. Inquire for details.

Summer Schedule

I have returned to the city refreshed from my respite in the mountains and ready to tear you good little boys and girls apart!
School is out and the summer schedule is in effect.
I will be taking my annual canoe trip July 16th-18th so travelers should schedule their pilgramage around those dates.


Indistinguishable Wants/Needs

This. I need—I want this print.



Buy My Shoes

Lucky for shoe lovers like you, I’m always cleaning out my closet of shoes I’ve worn to death and styles I’m bored with.

Purchase a sexy token of my scented perfection from my large, well-worn selection of street wear and sexy heels.

Tell me what kind of pair you’re looking for at


Come here, naughty kitty

Ladies and gentlemen, August was fucking amazing! Lots of outdoor adventures and overdue socializing accomplished. I haven’t been this tan since before I started my undergrad, either. I think we are back to our regularly scheduled programming now, so get on your knees and say “pretty pretty please see me Saderday.”

Sexy New Photos In the Gallery

Shot again recently with the lovely and talented Natasha Gornik and a bratty little princess who needed to be put in her place!

Enjoy! And book your sessions for the summer via the session request form, but don’t forget to wish me Happy Birthday before it’s too late!

The Atlantic: Consent Isn’t Enough- The Troubling Sex of Fifty Shades

This article by Emma Green in the Atlantic came to my attention today from my good friend, smart cookie, and kink affirmative counselor Dulcinea Pitagora. After reading it I have to think she’s right in her assessment that, to date, this is the best thing I’ve read on all the hubabaloo now that the movie is being released. The article is a long one (I read it on a mobile device…so don’t come back to me with page numbers), but its arguments are well written, clearly defined and contextualized historically. If kink is going to go more mainstream…maybe you as a true kinkster and potential emissary should be practiced or at the very least familiar in those arguments so you can shut down any potential stupid coming out of… say, your obnoxious coworker’s divorced second cousin’s mouth at the annual picnic and prevent them from infecting those you care about.

Read, like, share, repeat…in no particular order.


What is a fantasy? From Freud to Ludacris, it’s been an elusive idea, suggesting both an escape from reality and an expression of hidden desire. In culture, fantasy works like a mirror: It reflects who we are, but it also shapes what we become.

Love it or despise it, American culture’s sexual fantasy of the moment is Fifty Shades of Grey. Since Random House bought the rights to the trilogy in 2012, the series has sold well over 100 million copies worldwide. Trailers for the movie adaptation of the first book have been viewed 250 million times, according to an ad aired in early February; it’s expected to gross at least $60 million at the box office in its opening weekend.

And that means the Fifty Shades fantasy is about to become all the more influential. Yes, the story will likely reach an even larger audience, but more importantly, it will be told in a new, visual form. When the movie comes out, the Fifty Shades version of hot, kinky sex will become explicit and precise, no longer dependent upon the imaginations of readers. Early reports say the movie shows at least 20 full minutes of sex, although it’s only rated R.

The story is… keep reading…

Seeking A Bloodhound (or Two)

I realize this isn’t a popular or mainstream fetish, and few people talk about or admit to enjoying it, but I want a generous, menses-loving fetishist in my life to kink on the deliciousness of blood with. Someone who will savor every last string I give him as if a truffle, and through that worship- make my monthly suffering more enjoyable.

I know you boys are out there. Come find me.