Nation’s Nipples Severely Under-Clamped, U.S. Bureau Of Masochism Reports
Sunday, January 10th, 2010WASHINGTON—A new study released this week by the U.S. Bureau of Masochism has concluded that American nipples are critically under-clamped, bolstering long-held suspicions that the nation is rapidly losing interest in the thin, delectable line between pleasure and pain. According to the study, which surveyed a wide swath of citizens who have been very, very [...]